DAMN YOU SF!!!  No public restrooms and sorry if TMI, but I HAVE GOTTA POOP!  A quarter mile away I see a crane lifting a porta-potty to place on to a truck and I start SPRINTING.  The porta-potty door has swung open by a trick of the wind but it’s impossibly high and getting higher…I open my eReader to Echo.  Magic flash.  Suddenly a pole appears in my hand and—lungs burning, sweat flying, and yes, tears streaming—I jam that sucker into the ground and vault up in a glorious rise.  At the apex of my flight I let go, yank my shorts down, and point my back at the target.  Limbs flailing, I fly into the porta potty and land smack dab onto the seat JUST IN TIME!!!!  AHHHHhhhhhh….(if someone killed me right then it would’ve been the perfect death.  🙂 )

We’ve all been there.  Sometimes—in order to keep your dignity—you need a Magic Pole Vault.  Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.