I’m chilling with a bunch of dazed hippie/vegan/stoners, a bit extremist but mostly friendly and copacetic. ย My stomach growls and without thinking, I start chewing some beef jerky. ย Suddenly the hippies start twitching and shrivel up into a horde of Smeagol-looking f***ers. ย HOLY CROW! ย I bolt upright in my chair and make a mad dash for the window. ย They chase me while snarling, “MINESES!!! ย GIVES USSS THE MEATSES!!!” (always knew vegans were full of it, haha! ย Everybody loves beef jerky!) ย I crash out the fourth floor window, head in the crook of my elbow. ย Open my eReader to Echo. ย Magic flash. ย A giant dragon that has X-wing foils for wings and the head of Chuck Norris swoops under me and breaks my fall. ย The Chuck Norris head rears up and trumpets, “I’M A DRAGON MOTHA DUCKA!”
Eating beef jerky and riding Chuck Norris-headed dragons. ย How do you beat that? ย Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99ย on Kindle here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindle.


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