Fast-forward thirty years into an alternate hell-reality:  I’ve worked in a lightless office for the past three decades and my mind is starting to slip.  I see all my coworkers and managers’ heads morphing into the faces of those blind, subterranean fish—WTF?  Words stop making sense—my boss says to me, “Hork Blork McGork.”  The only hair on my head is two pathetic, combed over strands.  My body is pale and soft.  In sheer desperation, I open my eReader to Echo.  Magic Flash.  Chuck Norris appears and snarls at me, “Buck up, dammit!  We’re going to the gym!”  He rips a fistful of beard out (which instantly grows back) and sprinkles it on my bald pate.  My hair is black and lush once again.  Hooray!  Back to Man-World!

Don’t leave Man-World (if you’re a man, haha!).  But just in case you do…Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.