I’m doing a kettlebell circuit when a giant Broโtank top, beer gut, big arms from his only exercise being bicep curlsโaccosts me in the middle of a swing. ย “My turn brah, my turn.” ย I’m too stunned to be angry and he takes the kettlebell from my hand and starts swinging it through his legs in some jacked up figure-eights. ย I open my eReader to Echo. ย Magic flash. ย The kettlebell sprouts a mean cartoon face and as it’s passing under his crotch, it turns upwards and chomps his nuts. ย He roars in surprise, then his voice ascends to aย Mariah Carey super-alto. ย Every glass window instantlyย implodes. ย Andโcome on, you would tooโI can’t help but laugh my ass off.
Is it too much to ask to just wait your damn turn? ย Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99ย on Kindle here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindle.


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