In an office with a gaggle of uninspired programmers (PC qualifier:  some of my best buds are programmers—much love guys).  They’re making lame jokes about assignment operators vs relational ones, when I accidentally crack a dick joke.  Dead.  Freakin’.  Silence.  Then they charge me with a warbling nerd-cry, and I’m running thru a maze of desks and water-coolers; widened eyes, jackhammer heart, gasping breaths.  My eReader falls out of my hands, open to Echo.  Magic flash.  The spirit of Leonard Nimoy appears, stern and grandfatherly, and says,  “Halt, nerdlings.  Embrace the dick joke as well as your stupid math ones.”  They kneel in reverence.  One hyperventilates in rapture and his head explodes.

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