WTF kind of post-apocalypse am I in now???  George Lucas is overlord; he’s destroying all copies of the original Star Wars which we all know and love, and replacing ’em with the MOTHA DUCKIN’ PREQUELS!!!  Cops are chasing me.  My arms are filled with the last precious blu-rays of Episodes IV-VII, when my eReader flies open to Echo.  Magic flash.  My blu-rays begin glowing and multiplying; they flower out from my hands in a magical stream and rain down all across the world.  Miles away, Lucas drops to his knees, about to swallow a cyanide capsule.  J.J. Abrams appears, wheel-kicks the capsule out of his fingers, and gives him a hug.  Lucas repents and begins sobbing.  Everyone wins!

Stop.  Messing.  WITH STAR WARS!  Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.