Evil Wall St. guys have unlocked the secrets of the Necronomicon; they’ve sprouted giant bat wings and have taloned arms/legs.  I’m fleeing for my life when one picks me up and starts flying off.  High-rise windows flash by.  I open my eReader to Echo.  Magic flash.  I transform into:  Batman torso/Voltron arms/Bruce Lee head.  I reach up and rip apart my kidnapper’s legs like a motha duckin’ wishbone.  As I fall, I’m drumming the other demons with my dual leg-clubs, exploding them into squishy red mist.  I hit the ground, flex, creating a spider-web of concrete cracks underfoot, then launch back into the air.  I start smacking financier-harpies out of the air like I’m Derek Freakin’ Jeter.

Pick your choice of badass-amalgam.  Kill demon-harpies.  And?  Protect your mutual fund.  Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.