About to use the urinal.  Waiting on a giant douche-bro.  He’s doing the douche-bro thing:  rapping to himself, flexing, and I see he’s peeing all over the floor.  I say, “You pissed on the floor.”  He laughs and says, “I know, bro.  ‘Cause I’m evil.”  He flexes, smirks, and walks away.  My eReader (open to Echo of course) flashes with magic light.  I see two Batarangs fly out of nowhere and slice through the guy’s headphones.  A grating voice full of Awesomeness says, “Clean up my bathroom.  Then get the hell out.”  The douche-bro, humbled and about to cry, does as he’s told.

No peeing on the floor.  Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on other eReaders here:  Echo on other eReaders