I’m at a NorCal steakhouse. ย They got that weird thing where they overcook all their meat. Freakin’ crazyโhow is medium or well-done even a THING? ย Depressed, I’m sawing away at a thick slab of gray when my eReader beside me (open to Echo, of course) flashes with magic light. ย I look up, and there’s Chuck Norris, holding what looks to be a salt shaker. ย He turns it over my steak and starts shaking. ย “What is that?” I ask. ย He winks at me and says, “Manliness.” ย Then he disappears. ย My overcooked briquette is suddenly juicy and medium-rare. ย All is well.
Steak, bro. ย Like it should be. ย Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99ย on Kindle here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindle. ย Vol. 2 on other eReaders here: ย Echo on other eReaders


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