The Embodiment Of Prudery is after me. Can’t tell if it’s man or woman; only that it hasn’t smiled in Forever. With each wag of its index finger, a piece of my will is drained. Criticism flows from its mouth: My furniture/clothes/music/grammar/food… nyaaaAAAHGETAWAYFROMME!!! My eReader (open to Echo of course) drops to the ground and flashes with magic. I transform into a T-Rex with slip-space thrusters for legs and lightsabers for arms. And I have cool sunglasses. My boosters fire up, and I launch into unknown parts of the galaxy.
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