A few elections later, the Nitpickers have come to power.  I’ve been arrested by one of their elite subdivisions:  The Grammar Police.  Just like Braveheart, I’m being paraded thru the streets in stockades while the barbaric masses throw food at me.  My eReader (open to Echo of course) drops out of my pocket and flashes with magic light.  Strength surges through me, and I flex and break the wood bindings.  My eyes glow and I psychically turn the thrown food into a whirlwind of messiness that moves to and fro, clearing the streets of screaming onlookers.  I make a separate whirlwind for the pizza and telekinetically funnel it down my throat.

Yum yum son.  Do what you do; the critics will eventually get what’s coming.  Buy Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle ($0.99) here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.  Both volumes on other eReaders here:  Echo on other eReaders