Somehow Smaug has been reincarnated into our world.  After just one year, he’s burned the infrastructure of all major cities and left the world an ashy shadow of its former self.  My eReader, open to Echo, flashes with a mysterious clue, and as a result,  I’m trekking deep into the Himalayas, following one last desperate lead.  I enter a cave, and deep within its walls, I spot a wild-haired, cross-legged hermit sitting against the wall.  He says, “I’ve been waiting for you.”  It’s Chuck freakin’ Norris.  He plucks a single, radiant beard hair (I hear a heavenly choir), and holds it out to me.  “Use it well.”  He vanishes in a tornado of light.  I stare in awe at The Beatific Weapon in my hands.

Dragon problems?  Echo will find you a Chuck Norris.  Buy Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle ($0.99) here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.  Both volumes on other eReaders here:  Echo on other eReaders