In a far-off future hell realm, the Dining Elite have come to power.  No meals without fork and knife, tuxedo or gown, and every word must be delivered in a Transatlantic accent (the way they spoke on Frasier).  We beleaguered few, the last remnants of humanity that love simple tastiness, gather around a sacred artifact:  An eReader open to Echo.  It flashes with magic, and a voice rumbles, “Choose your weapon.”  Glowing hot dogs, burgers, and pizza slices  float in front of us, and in wonder, we all take a bite.  Lightning crackles from our pores, and we’re instantly endowed with six packs and telekinesis.  The Dining Elite have no chance.

Hot dogs, six packs, and telekinesis.  ‘Nuff said.  Buy Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle ($0.99) here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.  Both volumes on other eReaders here:  Echo on other eReaders