I’m heading to class.  I see four tie-and-suited, $500 haircut Lex-Luthor-in-the-making, rich frat boys smirk at my casual t-shirt and jeans.  One whispers to another, like a tween gossiping about the latest episode of The Hills, and they all bray with douchified laughter.  I’m thinking:  Are you serious, bro?  Are you serious?  I open my eReader to Echo.  Magic flash.  A giant, muddy, stinky St. Bernard appears, drool slinging from its huge grin, and starts jumping on them and slathering them with filth.  At first they shout, then they scream, then they cry.

Teach the pompous the error of their ways.  Buy Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.  Both volumes on other eReaders here:  Echo on other eReaders