Low flying passenger airplane, 50 feet over my head.  What the hell?  Suddenly I see the hull on the bottom crinkle and rupture, and a disgusting flood of brown, yellow, and blue starts falling my way.  Yep.  Sewage failure.  World goes slow-mo.  All around me, passerbys’ faces twist in horror as they realize what’s about to happen.  My eReader, open to Echo, drops onto the ground in a magic flash.  The hail of foulness is transformed into lightly scented, sweet-smelling flower petals

Indeed, sh*t CAN smell like roses.  Protect yourself from a sh*tty day.   [Insert personal choice of bad, feces-related joke here].  Buy Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle, and on other eReaders here:  Vol.1 on other eReaders.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle