Right out of the movies: Stuck in a traffic jam, can’t open the doors because they’ve chosen the exact right moment to get stuck, and I’m on a railroad intersection. Train’s coming. It’s me and my 10 lb. terrier, Bitefighter, and I’m about to poop my pants. Bright flash of magic from my eReader (open to Echo, of course). Bitefighter’s eyes glow red, and cybernetic scales unfold over him (like in Iron Man 2). He crashes out the window, and with one, tiny, badass cyborg paw, pushes the train like he’s Superman. Railroad ties snap and fly up from under his feet. The train slows, then stops. Day saved.
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