A friend of mine brings her frat boy date to my house.  “Bro” this.  “Brah” that.  He unapologetically apologizes for clogging my bathroom:  “Sorry brah!  But you should see it-it was epic!”  My face twitches in hate.  I open my eReader to Echo, and an alien light beams down from the sky, right onto him.  He flies into the unknown, screaming in terror.

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