Waiting in a huge line at Starbucks.  Been half an hour.  Dude in front takes his time, ordering a triple-machi-latte-cino-whatever-the-hell; it takes him 5 minutes just to say the frickin’ name.  I open my eReader to Echo, and a flash envelops me.  Simultaneously, I scream, “NYAAAAAAA!”  Energy pours from my eyes/mouth, and the windows explode outward.  Afterwards, everybody’s hair is standing up like they were shocked.  Wordlessly, they let me cut to the front.

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