Just downed 3 pots of coffee and 4 bean burritos.  Nature calls.  I scramble thru the city, looking for a restroom.  Everything’s closed.  I look like Frodo when he’s lost all hope on Mount Doom.  Not…going…to…make…Suddenly my eReader drops to the ground, open to Echo and a fully formed porta-potty jumps out of it.  Ahhhh…Bliss.

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