I see a bunch of kids bullying a hapless turkey.  It’s eyes are bugging out; terrified gobbles are audible.  The bird runs over a misplaced eReader that’s open to Echo with all it’s quantum tech-infused, zen-themed glory.  Bright flash.  Everybody covers their eyes.  The turkey has grown a foot and has a six pack, visible under its feathers.  It chases the kids off.  I hear it snarling, “You should be grateful I’m not gonna stuff and roast you.  How’s that for being thankful f***ers?”

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