Me and another dude in a zendo.  The roshi (teacher) is dubious.  Instead of allowing us to meditate, the roshi keeps whacking us with a baseball bat instead of a cane (or whatever it’s supposed to be).  Finally dude #2 loses his cool and swings at the roshi.  Gasps in surprise as he levitates, clutching at his neck.  Roshi’s doing a dark-side force-choke.  Lets go.  Guy drops.

“What the-”

Roshi: “Bro I don’t even know Zen.  I just read Echo.  I come here to whack people with this bat, that’s all.”

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