Me and my buddy are in a cabin for a weekend.  We’re hiking in the night.  We hear a howl and see a huge figure rustling in the trees.  Screaming like little b**ches, we hightail it back to the cabin.

“What’re we gonna do?” He gasped.  “Game over, man!  GAME OVER!”  I saw four pistols we’d brought for fun with targets lying on the counter and I thought, I just read in Echo about dual-wielding cyborg ninja types with zen themes, so what would the hero do?  What Would Atriya Do?  (WWAD)

Resolute, I responded to my buddy in a voice full of gravel.  “Game’s never over.”

We grab the pistols, each of us dual-wielding, and run screaming through the night, blazing away.  We hear a dying howl.  Our bravery grew, and we head back to see what we’ve shot.  No werewolves.  But tiny squirrels.  With fangs.  Little f***ers.

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