Tag: humor
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
From atop the stage, Martha Stewart clears her throat. “A-heh-heh-HEM! The audition will commence in thirty seconds!” Everyone quiets down. I don’t have a chance—I know that. The Man Whores in this room are the finest in the world, comprised of good-looking studs that would blow Ryan Gosling and Michael B Jordan out of the…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the slurp-n-gag is happening, my fellow oral enthusiasts who’re giving a 110% between your partner’s thighs, to the point where it sounds like there’s a rabid alien feeding on its eviscerated victim with some kind of grotesquely moist, proboscis-like mechanism, but unbeknownst to you your neighbors have called emergency services, causing SWAT and the…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Fuckity fuck fuck FUCK! I slalom wildly and slam on the brakes, praying I won’t fly off the oncoming cliff. After infiltrating Grammar Nazi Prime’s laser-webbed compound, evading an army of his red-ink fanatics, then fighting hand to hand with him on top of a speeding train, we both jumped into the lake below, where…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the nether-goo is happening, all you foul fucks whose boss has gone on a trip and now you’re hanging in their office, twiddling your fingers and do-bee-do-bee-doing when it suddenly hits you: you’ve got genitals, and your boss has a mug. Within minutes, you’ve desecrated their keyboard, office chair, and neck pillow with all…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“The fuck do you want? You kicked me out of the goddamn order.” Force Ghost Obi-Wan exchanges an uncertain look with Force Ghost Luke, then clears his throat and begins to explain. “It’s Anakin. He’s gone off the rails.” “Again?” I scratch my nuts, sniff (not too bad, little bit o’ musk) and sit up…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the hole-burn is happening, my fellow asshole-tanners who are into this new fangled health trend and have spent way too long in the goddamn sun, forcing you to walk gingerly back to your house with a bowed-out gait and a tear-laden grimace, things seem manageable until your partner surprises you with a what’s up…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Crap. Just got hit by a bout of sleep paralysis. All good. Typically, the first things I can move are my eyes and my head, so I’ll focus on those. At least I can blink. It’s only a matter of time before— My door creaks open. Holy. FUCK. This is my worst nightmare! Whoever that…
Kent Wayne 