Tag: humor
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the wiener-bristle is happening, all you drunk mofos who’ve gotten into an argument with one of your bros, then whipped out your womb-hammer and—Wh’pap-pap, PAP!—raked them across their cheeks and eyes with your unkempt stubble, causing them to clutch the air and howl like Smeagol in full ring-withdrawal, holy fuck that’s gonna leave a…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I should write…nah, that shit can wait. Because MyFriendsHotMom dot com! Right as I get to jerking my wiener, Satan appears in a flash of brimstone. “Just as I thought,” he says grimly. “What did I tell you about ignoring your talent? This is your own fault, Kent—fuck around and find out.” I blurt, “I’ve…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the stomach bulge is happening, all you upcurved cock-monsters who grin in pride as a little curve appears in your partner’s belly with each slappa-slap thrust, but then they see it and scream what the hell, stab you up the pooper with a multi-headed robo-dildo that rails away with blinding ruthlessness, bulges appear all…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Thanks for inviting me over for Thanksgiving.” I look at my ex, Irma Horfendorff. “I know we’ve had our differences, but—” “Over and done with,” she responds with a dismissive flap of her hand. “Time to bury the hatchet and let bygones be bygones.” My ex-mother in-law, adds, “Can’t stay angry forever, you know?” “Absolutely. …
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
As teenage Kent, I know this is not where I’m supposed to be. I’m supposed to be a muscled-up Man Whore, not a bullied high school senior. “Check it out!” my nerd-friend Chauncey wheeze-whines. “Hunter Brody’s letterman jacket! He left it behind on the bench!” I throw a furtive glance to either side. “Anyone else…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dance cock is happening, all you oblivious night-clubbers who are bopping and grooving and raging through the night, only to luck into a hot-ass hookup who you start getting handsy with back in the apartment, as you peel off your stank-infused clothes and expose your musk-rotted wiener you forget it’s been tainted by…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Oh man, what a treat! I get to see Maverick and the gang playing slow-motion volleyball in front of their hangar! After a bunch of cheesy high-fives, most of em leave, with the notable exception of Mav and Hangman—they put on their shades and saunter into the hangar. I start walking toward the entrance. Maybe…
Kent Wayne 