Give my books a read and a review!

What the dance cock is happening, all you oblivious night-clubbers who are bopping and grooving and raging through the night, only to luck into a hot-ass hookup who you start getting handsy with back in the apartment, as you peel off your stank-infused clothes and expose your musk-rotted wiener you forget it’s been tainted by hours of bad moves and it hits your hookup full in the face, their nose wrinkles in disgust, their eyes widen in horror, they start coughing and gagging, clutching at their throat and groaning in pain like a goddamn endboss reaching final fucking form, eyes and veins bug out from their head, their orifices glow toxic green as demonic appendages begin breaking through their torso, blood erupts from their lips and hellish cracked armor bulges and splits their red-sloughing skin—

And THAT, my friends, is why you take a shower before you engage in some post-nightclub sex!  Why in the HELL would you risk a scum-cock apocalypse???  Jesus Christ, man!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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