What the wiener-bristle is happening, all you drunk mofos who’ve gotten into an argument with one of your bros, then whipped out your womb-hammer and—Wh’pap-pap, PAP!—raked them across their cheeks and eyes with your unkempt stubble, causing them to clutch the air and howl like Smeagol in full ring-withdrawal, holy fuck that’s gonna leave a scar, you’ve just created a disfigured super-villain, now you have to engage them in a battle of wits until the day you die, haunted by the fact that your deadliest enemy is one of your own creation—
And THAT, my friends, is why you keep your cock-n-balls nice and smooth! They may resemble a featherless turkey neck, but that’s a hell of a lot better than giving birth to your archnemesis because you tried and failed to pull off a goddamn mushroom stamp!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy: A Door into Evermoor. If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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