Tag: blogging
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Holy SHIT!” Tom Cruise jumps back, hands up in a whoa-there gesture. “Kent Wayne! Sci-fi author and award-winning Man Whore!” “Tom Cruise?” My eyes widen in surprise. “What are YOU doing here?” “Testing out my Scientology spellcraft!” He presses a finger against his lips. “Shh! Normies can’t see me unless I want ’em to!” He…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the fuck-gobble is happening, all you lucky folks who are enjoying the ardent ministrations of a committed Oral Warrior, currently down on their knees with the intensity turned up to a goddamn eleven—OMNOMNOMBLBLBLBLBL—blowing your mind (literally and figuratively) as they work your genitals with jackhammer speed, but then they start snarling and writhing and…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Musings
Some people avoid contemplating their own insignificance because they fear it will induce a sense of powerlessness—why try at all if you’re simply a dot on a spinning blue ball in the vastness of space? But I look at it the other way: given our insignificance and impending mortality, why NOT pursue our dreams and…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer and a High Taire Duelist! All this and more…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Urrrgh… Long ago, my name Kent Wayne. I eat Cheeto and dorito. Drink mountain dew and feast on pizza. Make love to soccer moms, and earn good money for Man Whore smashies. Then zombie virus run amuck, and I try to hide from ugly biters. They chase me down and bite bite bite. Bite my…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the face-fuck is happening, all my fellow menfolk who are navigating this low-key sexual revolution where kinks and nontraditional lifestyles are slowly emerging along with new standards of respect and etiquette, but you’re nevertheless surprised when your lady-friend informs you that a certain percentage of women consider face-fucking to be feminist because they’re tired…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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