Category: Kor’Thank
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the butt-clench is happening, all my fellow miscalculating fuckers who’ve jumped into the sack with your lover without a second’s thought, but now sweat is beading across your forehead and shivers are running up your spine because you’re holding back the mother of all farts in the middle of smash-time and you don’t know…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
NerThobberGob YibThibbenWoggen, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the hog-bulge is happening, all my well-endowed peers who comprise 95% of the market for gray, penis-revealing sweatpants and who also religiously practice your front-thrust up-twerk so you can get your wiener bouncing and jouncing like some kind of ecstatic sea-creature in the throes of— CHRIST ALMIGHTY, COVER YOUR PIECE! Don’t be flaunting that…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
For several decades, my life was fine and dandy, then Bill Gates became Emperor of the World. His first order of business was releasing a neuromemetic virus that turned me into a hunted man. That’s right—he’s infected the world with… PENIS ENVY. “Fuck! FUCK!” I flinch and duck as lasers scorch the air to my…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the jerk-chafe is happening, all you wiener-beaters who stroke with the intensity of a thousand suns, but deeply regret it after your sixth or seventh jerk within 24 hours and now you’re reaching with a trembling hand for your tattered penis, teeth gritted like a mortally wounded action hero who’s about to pull the…
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Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Purchasers!!!
GerShnoobenYobs! Thank ya muchly to all those who bought Kor’Thank on Kindle yesterday! Thank ya Big Big! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
BerYumberNubben GerShtoobenYob, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dick-flick is happening, all you frolicking man-children who’ve run up to your buddy and given them a quick wh’PAP to the sack or the tip, just so you can see the puzzlement in their eyes turn to horror and betrayal as they’re overcome by wave after wave of penis-induced agon— Amateur! Never, EVER…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Just won the lottery! Woohoo! Gonna donate to charity, start a foundation for renewable energy, gonna— ONE YEAR LATER… Ugh…must have jerked it at least six or seven times and it’s not even noon… You’d think with millions of dollars, I’d be knee-deep in women and questionable substances, but I’m a basic simpleton at…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the spread-hole is going on, all you adventurous butt-lickers who are questioning your life choices as you stare into the back-end of your bent-over lover who’s grabbing their cheeks and waiting for you to jam your face in but now you’re having serious reservations as your brain resonates with the phrase I need an…
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