Category: Kor’Thank
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dick-vein is happening, all you lifters who’ve suddenly realized with dawning horror that society has fooled you into working your muscles until they’re huge and bulbous, popping with vascularity like the veiniest of wieners and holy shit they’ve fooled you into MAKING YOUR LIMBS INTO PENISES— Christ Almighty—People like a little penis-y-ness to…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
“Just one of these testicles will sate our Shadow Demon overlord for the next thousand eons!” Jeff Bezos unzips my pants, wagging a meat cleaver as he meets the gazes of his fellow billionaire-nerds. “Can you believe our luck?” “No!” I struggle frantically against my restraints, but it’s no use—they’ve tied me securely to their…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the cum-shield is happening, all my fellow laze-holes who never bother changing your sheets and make a habit of blasting them with jizz, causing them to harden into impenetrable armor that you use as a barrier when some asshole burglar runs into your home and tries to plug you but surprise, motherfucker, can’t get…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
ArJumberYums NerScobberBoobs, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the terror-cock is happening, all my fellow meat-packers who are slinging so much sausage that you gotta spray it with ice water and put a bow-tie on it to make it look as small and respectable as possible before showing it to a potential mate because otherwise they’ll go make a run for the…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Much to my neighbor’s distress, I finish my shower-karaoke with a not just butchered, but fisted-in-the-anoos-and-left-for-dead rendition of “Every Breath You Take” by the Police. “I’LL BE WATCHING YOOOOUUU!!!” I scream into my shampoo bottle/microphone. Suddenly, a double-toned voice growls, “That should do it.” Da fuq? I look down and lock eyes with a pair…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dangly-sack is happening, all you big-scrotumed sex-machines who dread the thought of doggy style because your giant balls are gonna be subject to merciless, rhythmic impact—THWAP-THWAP-THWAP—as you soldier on from behind, crying silent tears of pain while fucking up a storm for the good of your partner but you can’t last much longer…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
GorNobberThoog McYibbenThobble, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
I think, therefore I am. That applies to humans, animals, plants… …or Kent Wayne’s finger. Thank you Descartes. I’ll take it from here. My life as a forefinger is devoid of dignity. Whether I’m wrapped around Kent Wayne’s wiener, gripping the shaft until he finishes into a dirty sock, or whether I’m picking God-knows-what out…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the stripper-fail is happening, all my fellow big-wienered peers who’ve gotten a little too enthused and tried to spiral upside down on the pole while holding it tightly with your inner thighs but in the process you mash your dick-n-balls right up against the sticky metal, creating a giant red burn right down the…
Kent Wayne 