Category: Kor’Thank
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dance cock is happening, all you oblivious night-clubbers who are bopping and grooving and raging through the night, only to luck into a hot-ass hookup who you start getting handsy with back in the apartment, as you peel off your stank-infused clothes and expose your musk-rotted wiener you forget it’s been tainted by…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Oh man, what a treat! I get to see Maverick and the gang playing slow-motion volleyball in front of their hangar! After a bunch of cheesy high-fives, most of em leave, with the notable exception of Mav and Hangman—they put on their shades and saunter into the hangar. I start walking toward the entrance. Maybe…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the whiskey dick is happening, all you tempters of fate who’ve thrown back a few too many, now you’re slobber-kissing a late-night hookup but after you pull out your wiener it refuses to comply—it lolls and flaps, coughs out a weak puff of dust, states, “Not today bro,” which elicits a disgusted scoff from…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Like many of you, I’ve been sucked into the phenomenon known as the Great British Baking Show (or the Great British Bakeoff in the UK). For the last several years, I’ve worked day and night to get on my favorite television program. And now… “This is your showstopper, eh? Paul Hollywood’s ice-blue eyes bore into…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the barbarian shit is happening, all you rough-edged adventurers who birth a poop-loaf in the great outdoors, wipe your ass with something less than ideal, then revel in a flood of wilderness-derived strength which inspires you to cast off the meaningless constructs of civilization and science and break into a sprint on all four…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“You’re not a full-time member of the Justice League,” Batman warns me, “so keep it in your pants.” He looks over at Superman. “Why did we induct him again? His prehensile cock is absolutely useless.” “Come on, Bruce—anyone can step up and become a hero. You know that better than anyone. Recently, we’ve faced a…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the universal consciousness is happening, all you folks who are all about the peace-love-light-all-is-one crap and use your mastery over the subjective-objective to surf the tides of infinite possibility only to mistakenly incarnate as a fresh dildo, now destined to be repeatedly plunged into filthy, unkempt holes that would make Cthulu cringe like a…
Kent Wayne 