Give my books a read and a review!

What the barbarian shit is happening, all you rough-edged adventurers who birth a poop-loaf in the great outdoors, wipe your ass with something less than ideal, then revel in a flood of wilderness-derived strength which inspires you to cast off the meaningless constructs of civilization and science and break into a sprint on all four limbs, if this were a movie the camera would track alongside you in a sideways blur as twigs snapped and branches rustled; a primitive, driving drumbeat would sound in the background—BOM ba-duh-duh-dum BOM ba-duh-duh-dum—upon which your boss would lean out from their window and scream “HEY! What the hell are you DOING???” stopping you dead in your tracks and causing you to look around the office complex lawn with a mortified look, holy shit you just shat in public and streaked around on all fours without pants or undies—

Too much, man, WAY too much!  If you’re about to get crazy, start with shitting in the urinal, or cumming in your boss’s coffee!  Don’t go straight to outdoors feces!  Jesus!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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28 thoughts on “Give my books a read and a review!

  1. Does a bear sh/# in the woods yes, do we need to hear of your toiletting failures, basic itinerary, potty before yu leave the house nd when you arrive somewhere! As a safety assessor for trips and events, with children i love that at your mind age you are still pursuing tallying the events we all learn are not required with a few guidelines applied, get a camper vn and set yourself up a portaloo! if it is a “you me and irene moment!” where jim carey takes a dump on your lawn i worry about your angel most days! especially when it relates to your adverts, however funny they are! Your work stands solid!😋 🍑 no toilet humour intended!

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