What the barbarian shit is happening, all you rough-edged adventurers who birth a poop-loaf in the great outdoors, wipe your ass with something less than ideal, then revel in a flood of wilderness-derived strength which inspires you to cast off the meaningless constructs of civilization and science and break into a sprint on all four limbs, if this were a movie the camera would track alongside you in a sideways blur as twigs snapped and branches rustled; a primitive, driving drumbeat would sound in the background—BOM ba-duh-duh-dum BOM ba-duh-duh-dum—upon which your boss would lean out from their window and scream “HEY! What the hell are you DOING???” stopping you dead in your tracks and causing you to look around the office complex lawn with a mortified look, holy shit you just shat in public and streaked around on all fours without pants or undies—
Too much, man, WAY too much! If you’re about to get crazy, start with shitting in the urinal, or cumming in your boss’s coffee! Don’t go straight to outdoors feces! Jesus!
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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
Laughing so hard, almost crying…it’s like that dream where you are standing in front of your classmates in just your bloomers!!! So embarrassing!!!!
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It’s also a damnable lie! I’ve had to poop in holes I’ve had to dig into the ground, and it was the least badass thing ever! 😂🤣
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Lol! You mean you didn’t just shat and run like any good four legged creature…letting the boss doing the pooper scooping? 😂
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On to the next job! 😬😂🤣
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Don’t hold back, whatever you do!!! Now I’m worried about the coffee I’m drinking! Also, what Dawn said….
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Ever since I was born, it has been an epic war between me and civilized behavior…😂🤣
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Does a bear sh/# in the woods yes, do we need to hear of your toiletting failures, basic itinerary, potty before yu leave the house nd when you arrive somewhere! As a safety assessor for trips and events, with children i love that at your mind age you are still pursuing tallying the events we all learn are not required with a few guidelines applied, get a camper vn and set yourself up a portaloo! if it is a “you me and irene moment!” where jim carey takes a dump on your lawn i worry about your angel most days! especially when it relates to your adverts, however funny they are! Your work stands solid!😋 🍑 no toilet humour intended!
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I’m quite solid in many areas! 🤣
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My hands are magic but i doubt i want you to soften any other than visual focus! i like it presented and keen, switches my sensory on! lol
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In a few instances, I’ve been able to go right to round two with no softening. 😏
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impressive if you can keep it from fully collapsing around me!
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I’m an anti-collapsing machine! 🤣
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i like your confidence, noe evidence of higher transition though, empath and telepath! With my paraameters set in the balance they will not be getting back up if they fail! though i might let you melt in my mouth! 😋 🍑
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There’s a lot more places I’m gonna melt…🤣
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might not get the chance, fun chatting though! lol Mrs clause to your santa, eventually will find a knee to sit on! 😋 🍑 that we do not have to sever heads off!
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Careful with the bulge! It can get down to my knee! 🤣
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you a fishermn cause you might need a new tape measure! i welcome you to prove me wrong personally! lol
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Key word “personally.” 🤣
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personaly requires effort on your part! you is one long distant certainty, hense me enjoying the banter and not ruining my centred medition! whenever you are brave enough! lol
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Let’s relax and let the universe take care of it. If it’s meant to be, I’m sure it will be fun! 😉
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the universe as me sat well fed and watered, the only thing i lack is a lover, universally approved to take what i need! x whenever you are ready! hospital is key!
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You want me to dress up like a nurse? 🤣
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yeh, i would be bulging in all the wrong places! you best be getting dressed down not up! partial to clothes strewn!
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I’m all about getting naked! 🤣
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i am ll about loving! naked, semi cloted or just down right starkers! in the right company!
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I’d like to think I qualify as the BEST company! 🤣
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you light up my day, and i never see you!
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