Category: Echo
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the bung-tickle is happening, all my up-until-now-very-content fuckers who’re happily smashing but now there’s a fingertip brushing your b-hole which causes you to freeze like a jacklit deer, eyes wide with uncertainty for what the future might hold as your mind revs up to 1000 mph trying to figure out whether you should chance…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
YerBungerMung! Thank ya muchly to all those who read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle …
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the hog-bulge is happening, all my fellow well-endowed peeps who like to activate the salivary glands of fervent admirers by wearing super tight jeans or letting the glans poke out the bottom of the shorts or the top of the waistband as if your wiener was an overfriendly neighbor saying “Hi! Hello! How’s everything…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
HNNGH! Ah…nothing better than beating my meat before a relaxing nap. Wait, where’s the load? I can’t see it anywhere. Gotta clean it up before— Zzzzz…. SEVERAL MONTHS LATER… Dum-dee-dum-dee-dum…make some eggs, drink some coffee, fire up the laptop so I can get to writing… Wait. What was that? Did someone break in? …
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
NogThobbenShooben YerGibberTibber, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the shroom-gasm is happening, all you psychedelic genital-rubbers who go deep into the throes of a color-drenched wonderland, then end up screaming and flailing as bat-winged cocks and manta-ray vajeens swoop toward you and roar like a pack of starving demon-tigers— Get ahold of yourself, man! Manifest a sword, deal a fatal blow to…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dick-sniff is happening, all of us who pretend that yeah it’s all good but inwardly clench our jaws and grind our teeth as a potential lover gives the wiener a discreet sniff, realizing it could all go to hell in a handbasket if they detect just the slightest whiff of stale ballsweat or…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“HOW DARE YOU BARK AT ME LIKE SOME KIND OF JUNKYARD DOG??? I RUN THIS OPERATION! AND IF YOU DON’T THINK OTHERWISE…” Kent Wayne’s bowels grip and squeeze, sending electric shivers running up and down his spine. “No, please don’t!” I plead. “ I can’t do my job if you’re always making him poop and…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
GerShloobenThobber YerDibbenShibble, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the hypno-whore is happening, all you steadfast relationshippers who clench your fists and grind your teeth when your sworn heart-mate becomes entranced by those evil, mesmeric trollops on Instagram with their perfect lighting and always tensed abs and immaculately outlined genitals— Whoa whoa WHOA! Keep them in perspective–they’re a bunch of selfie-folk, striving to…
Kent Wayne 