Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

“HOW DARE YOU BARK AT ME LIKE SOME KIND OF JUNKYARD DOG???  I RUN THIS OPERATION!  AND IF YOU DON’T THINK OTHERWISE…”  Kent Wayne’s bowels grip and squeeze, sending electric shivers running up and down his spine. 

“No, please don’t!”  I plead.  “ I can’t do my job if you’re always making him poop and fart!  No girl on Earth will ever want to have sex with him!”

That’s right—I’m Kent Wayne’s wiener.


Fuck—in a sense, he’s right.  I’m the ruler of the roost.  Even Brains takes second place behind my need to release my seed.  The other parts listen to me because Kent is a horndog and places a priority on whatever I want. 

Fuck it.  No options left.  So I open my eReader to Echo, activating its reality distortion powers.  Magic flash.

Suddenly, I’m granted command of Kent Wayne’s appendages.  Using my newfound abilities, I bend his arms behind his body and form the fingers into knifehand appendages.

“Back off, Bowels.  Unless you want it four-fingers wide, three knuckles deep.”

Surprise and horror emanate from Bowels.  “YOU WOULDN’T!”

“Try me.”

After a hanging moment, Bowels lets go of Kent Wayne’s sphincter.  “THIS ISN’T OVER, WIENER!”

“It is for now.”  And even though I sound confident and sure, I’m the exact opposite on the inside.

I won this time, but who knows what the future will bring?  Nothing fucks with my chances like Kent’s overactive bowels!


Are you a set of hardworking genitals, trying like hell to get your host body laid but the goddamn bowels are rebelling against you?  Never fear!  Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

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