“HOW DARE YOU BARK AT ME LIKE SOME KIND OF JUNKYARD DOG??? I RUN THIS OPERATION! AND IF YOU DON’T THINK OTHERWISE…” Kent Wayne’s bowels grip and squeeze, sending electric shivers running up and down his spine.
“No, please don’t!” I plead. “ I can’t do my job if you’re always making him poop and fart! No girl on Earth will ever want to have sex with him!”
That’s right—I’m Kent Wayne’s wiener.
“NOT MY PROBLEM! YOU’VE BEEN ORDERING THE REST OF US BODY PARTS AROUND FOR WAY TOO LONG! TIME FOR SOMEONE TO STEP IN AND TAKE BACK THE POWER!”
Fuck—in a sense, he’s right. I’m the ruler of the roost. Even Brains takes second place behind my need to release my seed. The other parts listen to me because Kent is a horndog and places a priority on whatever I want.
Fuck it. No options left. So I open my eReader to Echo, activating its reality distortion powers. Magic flash.
Suddenly, I’m granted command of Kent Wayne’s appendages. Using my newfound abilities, I bend his arms behind his body and form the fingers into knifehand appendages.
“Back off, Bowels. Unless you want it four-fingers wide, three knuckles deep.”
Surprise and horror emanate from Bowels. “YOU WOULDN’T!”
After a hanging moment, Bowels lets go of Kent Wayne’s sphincter. “THIS ISN’T OVER, WIENER!”
“It is for now.” And even though I sound confident and sure, I’m the exact opposite on the inside.
I won this time, but who knows what the future will bring? Nothing fucks with my chances like Kent’s overactive bowels!
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