Category: Echo
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“I’m breaking up with you.” “What?” I stop plinking away at my latest story. “Why?” “My jaw is sore 24/7!” Ariel shouts. “In case you haven’t noticed, mermaids DON’T HAVE A VAJ! You’re the only merman with a goddamn wiener, and it just so happens that it’s FUCKING GINORMOUS! Oral’s fun, but my tongue and…
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What the broken upcurve is happening, all you spoiled fuck-beasts who’ve relied on your angled wiener to score gasm after gasm, but now it’s straightened and you gotta work the clit like everybody else; you have to Google your ass off and squint at anatomy drawings like they were goddamn star charts from days of…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the Yule-fuck is happening, all you rabid sex-beasts who are banging away while festooned with ball-gags, jingle-caps, and candy canes stuck in every orifice hither and thither, when suddenly Santa comes down the chimney and sees you shlorping away in a lube-stuffed hole, he covers his face as tears of blood streak down from…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
A tesla pulls up. The window rolls down. “Get in.” Holy shit—it’s Elon Musk! I slide in beside him, trying to control the quaver in my voice. “To what do I owe the pleasure?” He steps on the accelerator, guiding the car onto the road. “I’m a magnanimous guy. Every now and then, I’ll give…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the wiener-bristle is happening, all you drunk mofos who’ve gotten into an argument with one of your bros, then whipped out your womb-hammer and—Wh’pap-pap, PAP!—raked them across their cheeks and eyes with your unkempt stubble, causing them to clutch the air and howl like Smeagol in full ring-withdrawal, holy fuck that’s gonna leave a…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I should write…nah, that shit can wait. Because MyFriendsHotMom dot com! Right as I get to jerking my wiener, Satan appears in a flash of brimstone. “Just as I thought,” he says grimly. “What did I tell you about ignoring your talent? This is your own fault, Kent—fuck around and find out.” I blurt, “I’ve…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the stomach bulge is happening, all you upcurved cock-monsters who grin in pride as a little curve appears in your partner’s belly with each slappa-slap thrust, but then they see it and scream what the hell, stab you up the pooper with a multi-headed robo-dildo that rails away with blinding ruthlessness, bulges appear all…
Kent Wayne 