What the broken upcurve is happening, all you spoiled fuck-beasts who’ve relied on your angled wiener to score gasm after gasm, but now it’s straightened and you gotta work the clit like everybody else; you have to Google your ass off and squint at anatomy drawings like they were goddamn star charts from days of yore, eventually you become a haunted, weathered, Captain Ahab-like figure in search of your elusive obsession but it evades you time and again despite exhaustive effort and decades of toil—
Jesus Christ, it’s not that hard! Little man in the canoe! Come on, man!!!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy: A Door into Evermoor. If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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Robot vs wizard pew pew is my favourite. I shall try to curb the tism to dedicate some time to reading your books!
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Thank you!! I hope they entertain. 😊
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Hahaha…I saw something that looked like a man in a canoe (a shadow or something on the light) while at a stop light a few weeks back…instantly giggled and grinned…you’re the only person I know who uses this phrase! 🛶
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It changed my world in my early twenties. For years, I just relied on the upcurve! 😅
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It’s amazing how many men don’t get it until later in life…and some never do!!! But, then, you do have that upcurve!!! 😉
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It’s crazy how effective it is–a g-spot seeking missile! 🤣
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I’ve only had one man trigger it with his upcurve successfully time after time. Others go the route of the little man in the canoe to keep me satisfied… 😉
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Challenge accepted! But before I try, I’ll tease you into a gasping mess to stack the odds in my favor. 😉
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You’ll have me begging 🥺
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We’ll both enjoy it when you beg. 😉
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A man in a canoe, a nice commodity with the rising sea levels.
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Sounds like a slogan for a lewd business, lol!
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Do love your attention getting ads for your books. I’ll give em a go if they’re just as good!
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I need a UK download!
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Thank you! I hope you find them entertaining!!
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I look forward to finishing the Echo series in the upcoming year! Thanks for reminding me to tighten up my Read-List.
Happy New Year!
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Awesome! I’m looking forward to seeing what you think about the other books. Happy New Year!!!
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