Give my books a read and a review!

What the broken upcurve is happening, all you spoiled fuck-beasts who’ve relied on your angled wiener to score gasm after gasm, but now it’s straightened and you gotta work the clit like everybody else; you have to Google your ass off and squint at anatomy drawings like they were goddamn star charts from days of yore, eventually you become a haunted, weathered, Captain Ahab-like figure in search of your elusive obsession but it evades you time and again despite exhaustive effort and decades of toil—

Jesus Christ, it’s not that hard!  Little man in the canoe!  Come on, man!!!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

🙂 🙂 😀

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