Just got banned for THIRTY DAYS FROM FACEBOOK! FIGHT ME ZUCKERBERG!!!

In an attempt to be humorous, I posted a pic of a nerd holding a lightsaber with a tentpole in his boxers.ย  ANY thing could’ve been causing it; nobody knows if he even HAS a cock!ย  (can’t be sure of anything nowadays)ย  Facebook, you gang of social media fascists, FIGHT ME!!!ย  (Or just remove the ban.ย  I’d actually like that a lot better. ๐Ÿ˜…ย )

 


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30 responses to “Just got banned for THIRTY DAYS FROM FACEBOOK! FIGHT ME ZUCKERBERG!!!”

  1. Fuck Facebook. I banned myself from it back in 2017… don’t miss it at all. But the thought of going back on just to cause some mischief is very tempting….

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    1. We should all do it–we should organize some people with fake accounts, haha!

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  2. Dont feel bad, they took my ability to advertise away and cant even tell me why.

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  3. Rebekah Avatar
    Rebekah

    How many times have you been banned now? Lol.

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    1. four? Five?๐Ÿ˜…

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  4. What happened to, “If you don’t like it, change the channel?” It’s very tiresome having to be concerned about “everybody’s feelings”. I learned a long time ago that some people say and do things that I don’t like. But if whatever they are saying or doing is not directly affecting me, then it is my responsibility to myself to “change the channel” and ignore it. Some people might be okay with what I find offensive, so where do I get off dictating to everybody else what they should and should not listen to or watch? Unless there is a direct call for violence or other inappropriate behavior toward someone or a group of someones, then let people say what they want.

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    1. Yeah, it’s actually about the reader’s rights, not the poster’s. The reader should have the right to choose whether or not they want to read it.

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  5. Facebook are assholes

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  6. Are you serious? What a load of nonsense! Why don’t they focus on Nazis instead of lightsaber penises?

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  7. landmers Avatar
    landmers

    I’ve been off Facebook for over a year, and it feels great! I look around and see zombies constantly scrolling on their blue screens, and I’m glad I broke free. Now, if I can just quit Instagram (just as bad) and Reddit. Oh, and Twitter.

    Holy shit. Social media is the bane of modern existence.

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    1. It is. That’s why I impose limits on myself as to daily usage.

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  8. Scherezade Ozwulo Avatar
    Scherezade Ozwulo

    Cuttin’ up again, DSB?! For shame๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜†

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    1. HEH heh heh!๐Ÿ˜

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  9. Really??? Ha haha… I got Shadow Banned from Instagram, and actually got a post removed from WordPress, too! Iโ€™m thinking about moving to WP.org, instead of WP.com

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    1. What’d they remove from wordpress, if you don’t mind me asking?

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      1. A Narcissist Smeared me on her blog with a bunch of lies and made-up stuff, so in my rebuttal Against her Smear Campaign, I posted evidence of emails telling me she was intending to โ€œget to me in her own wayโ€. She probably reported to WP, and they took it off. So, now I show evidence,but carefully without divulging private info. (Even though that is part of the evidence).

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      2. That’s really weird–I don’t get the motivation. She’s probably jealous, or just mentally unstable.

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      3. I have two posts about it. One is titled: โ€œEnsnaring The Narcissistโ€, and the other one is called: โ€œStop Picking on The Narcissistโ€.

        They can be found by entering the first word in my blogs Search Box.

        I only wrote these posts in regard to her Smear Campaign against me because I actually have lots of concrete evidence from many others where she has smeared and stalked them, too.

        She misquotes me in her Smear, twists words around to fit her own agenda, and blatantly makes things up surrounding the very few words that are even actually my own.

        My few posts about her Campaign are to prove, with concrete evidence, her words are fabrications against me, void of any truth.

        I do reckon it is from jealousy, as well as sheer instability.

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      4. People get like that when they are unwilling to take responsibility for their actions and actively work on improving their position. Sorry to hear you got caught up in it.

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      5. I donโ€™t remember if I commented back, but thank you for encouragement very much.

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      6. Not a problem! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  10. Tom Austin Avatar
    Tom Austin

    If I were you I’d leave FB altogether. It’s simply not worth it the aggravation.

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    1. Thinking about it…

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  11. I say, challenge the Facebook robots to a duel. You choose the weapon (your giant manwhore upcurve dick, of course). I dare say, (should your previous writings be any indication) you would short-circuit their wires. Let the soccer moms of the world all post a favorite dick-pic (yours of course) all at the same on Facebook. Guaranteed to stop the Internet.

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    1. Ooh! That’s a great idea! Speaking of which…my email is kentwayneauthor@gmail.com, if you haven’t seen it. Email me for a sample!๐Ÿ˜‚

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  12. You’re probably not spending enough money on advertisement. If you would be a PAYING customer, they would probably think twice before banning you for some ridiculous shit every time someone takes an offence on one of your posts.

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    1. That’s a good point. Those bastards probably WOULD think twice, lol!

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  13. You could always launch your own social network.

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