I’m climbing up ancient, windswept mountains, in search of the savior of the world.  I wander into a cave and I see a cross-legged figure in a tank top, baseball cap, stupid beard…wait, a BRO?  He smiles at me with an oblivious grin.  “‘Sup brah.”  NOOOOOOO!  He walks over to me—big, fatty arms from only doing curls, gross pit-hair sticking out from under his tank-top—and tries to hug me.  “GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!”  I’m like Skywalker when Vader tells him they’re related (“No…NO….That’s IMPOSSIBLE!!!”).  Open my eReader to Echo.  Magic flash.  Suddenly the guy’s transformed into Bruce Wayne, and I hug him, bawling in gratitude.  He says, “Get.  Your hands.  Off of me.”  I step away, sobbing, and say, “Yes sir.  Right away sir.”  Ahhhh….all is right with the world.  🙂

Humanity’s savior cannot, I say again CANNOT, be a Bro.  Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.