Back in high school.  I see the school’s Resident Douchebag Sports Guys shove a nerd into a locker and secure it.  They’re a bunch of corn-fed suburban guys who are laughing and giving each other high-fives, as well as speaking like they were raised in the concrete jungles of Trenton, NJ  (I’m confused; are these idiots emulating Top Gun or their favorite gangsta rapper?).  I open my eReader to Echo.  Magic flash.  When Douche-guys go to open their own lockers a swarm of bees and giant Rottweilers bust out and start chasing them down the hall, and I hear, “AHGOD!  BEES!  MOTHERFU**IN’ BEEEEES!”  I can’t stop laughing.

You know your enemies deserve a surprise Bee Attack.  Come on—you KNOW it.  Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.