Minding my own business, sitting next to a pack of obnoxious foodies who are snickering and making loud comments on peoples’ menu choices.  When their oysters arrive, they start eating and making these gross, whining moans that only belong in pornos (I know you’ve been around those people).  I grit my teeth, open my eReader to Echo.  Magic flash.  One of the oysters grows into a 6-ft wide behemoth and starts laughing with that crazy double-voice that Zuul had in ghostbusters.  The foodies scrabble backwards, screaming, and run for their lives.

Do your part for civilization and join the fight against food-moans.  Echo Vol. 1 is $0.99 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on other eReaders here:  Echo on other eReaders