An evil wizard has cursed me to live in Leave It To Beaver America.  The food is an endless hell of gee-whiz blandness, the only entertainment is stickball, and suspiciously, there are no minorities around.  I’m going crazy.  I see an eReader on the pristine sidewalk, and it’s open to Echo.  It flashes with magic light.  Batman appears, holding a bottle of hot sauce.  In his awesome growl, he holds it out to me and says, “I believe you may need this.  Hang in there, I’m working on it.”  A day later he’s punched evil in its stupid freakin’ face, and the world has returned to normal.

Hot sauce.  Batman.  Buy Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle ($0.99) here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle.  Both volumes on other eReaders here:  Echo on other eReaders