The Situation from the Jersey Shore has become the world’s asinine, fist-pumping overlord.  I’m running through shadowy streets, desperately fleeing from shirtless, gel-haired minions.  My eReader, open to Echo, falls to the ground and flashes with magic.  A wave of IQ and critical thinking ripples outward, and my pursuers drop in their tracks, their eyes reduced to smoking hollows.  Batman appears and extends his hand to me.  “Come with me if you want to live.”

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