Walking through a PETA rally. ย Absentmindedly, I take out a stick of jerky and start chewing. ย The chanting dies down, and I gradually become aware of hundreds of furious stares directed my way. ย Uh-Oh. ย “GET HIM!” ย Wild-eyed, I start running like a bat out of hell. ย A sea of enraged patchouli and horrendous BO threatens to drown me. ย My eReader, open to Echo, drops to the ground. ย Bright flash. ย Gandalf appears and he slams the ground with his staff: ย “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” ย Waves of air-undulating magic repulse dirty hippies. ย I’m saved.
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