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Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)

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What the surreptitious stain is going on, all you folks who’ve kept others guessing about a dark spot centered directly above your crotch (was it an errant splash of water?  Or hath the potential perpetrator excreted something far more nefarious?  The game is afoot!)  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  And hey, in case you live in fear of finding out what that crotch stain really is:  neither Echo nor my podcast are about the dawning horror we feel when confronted by the reality of someone being careless with their PC muscle; nah man—Echo’s all about cyborg shooter guys, robo-beast monsters, and dope-ass psychic weaponry like the “blaze avatar!”  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how clean-crotch amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re in a spicy sausage contest, downing link after link of stomach-tearing, ass-burning meat-sticks.  Suddenly the contestant beside you, Markham McGurbles, clutches his belly and stops eating.

“I can’t….I can’t…”

Like the brave mofo you are, you hoist Mark onto your back and start hoofing it toward a porta-potty.  He starts crying and writhing, screaming at you to leave him behind like he was an unfortunate extra in that classic movie “Platoon.”  Your legs fail you and you collapse to the ground.  The porta-potty still over a dozen yards away.  You belly crawl out from under his spasming body, and flinch back in unabashed horror; a turtle-head is rhythmically bulging against the seat of his pants, thumping in time with his runaway heartbeat.  But wait!  A random eggplant comes arcing through the air, reflecting the light of the sun off its purple-skinned flesh!  You catch it in your hand, the world goes slo-mo, and—

“RUAAAAAAHHHHH!!!”

—you let loose with an eighties style action-movie scream as you dive toward Mark, stabbing downward with the giant fruit.  It busts through the seams of Mark’s trousers, and fills his bunghole with its girthy mass.  You sling Mark’s arm over your shoulder, and you both stagger toward the porta-potty, where you shove him in and shut the door.  Mark screams in a mix of pain and ecstasy, mirroring the cry you just voiced a moment prior:  “RUAAAAAAHHHHH!!!”  The porta-potty rocks and shakes, then you hear Mark sobbing in relief.  You slump against the blue plastic wall, wiping tears from your eyes with a shuddering hand.  YES!  See, that rush of life and affirmation you’d feel at just having helped your sausage-stuffed compadre into an appropriate poop receptacle is EXACTLY what we indie authors/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne, a hot-link-replete favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

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Splish splash!

I arc up from the water, chittering like the happy-go-lucky dolphin I am.  Hello, sun!  Hello, algae!  Hello, friendly surfer-humans!

That’s how we majestic ocean-dwellers think and behave, right?

Right?

WRONG.

Not only do me and my mad-tight homeboys throw around outdated 90s slang with unabashed fury, we also eat each others kids, get high off puffer fish secretions, and engage in nonconsensual boffery all day EVERY day, son!  Ain’t no orifice safe from our fibroelastic pieces; they’re equipped with a shitload of collagen, making them WAY more intimidating and bonier than your soft-ass human wieners…EVEN when we’re flaccid!  If we had a rap soundtrack, half of it would be comprised of someone continually racking the action on a big-ass shotgun, and the other half would be DMX raging at the world after someone shot both his testicles full of injectable cocaine.

Fuck thug life.  Try DOLPHIN life.

As I cruise through the not-so-friendly waters of the Bay Area, I exchange slow, menacing nods with other pods of gangsta-ass cetaceans.  As long as no one tries anything stupid, we’re good.  Occasionally, we get in a scrap over turf, but that’s to be expected; the ocean is a dark, angry world where your butt can get filled with a giant whale-cock if you happen to let your guard down for even an INSTANT.

Suddenly, a cruise ship trundles by, and something tips over the railing.  Two bodies splash into the water, inciting hordes of boner-wielding dolphins to arrow toward them.  In another second, this is gonna be a repeat performance of Hole-pocalypse 2013:  Leave No Hole Untouched.

But as I draw closer I recognize one of them as my spirit animal:  the moronic Man Whore known as Kent Wayne.  He and his soul-mate, Soccer Mom Prime, have eaten too much weed and are snorting and laughing as they splash around in the waves, unaware that both their bodies are about to turn from 60% water into 60% dolphin semen.

IDIOTS!

So I race ahead of the pack, reach my snout into Kent Wayne’s pocket, and open his eReader to Echo, activating its reality distortion powers.  Magic flash.

Kent Wayne’s prehensile wiener rockets up the side of the cruise ship.  It wraps tightly around the railing, and both Kent and his mate grab hold of it as it slingshots them both back up onto the deck.

Thwarted dolphins grumble and mutter as they converge on the spot where Kent was swimming a moment prior.  But after they voice their complaints, an unmistakable sentiment runs through their ranks.

Respect.

Because his wiener was freakin’ HUGE!

 

Is your butthole’s integrity being put at imminent risk by a pack of rapacious cetaceans?  Never fear!  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

Echo Vol. 1 gets five stars on Goodreads!!!

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Big Thanks goes out to Mr. Wei, who has thrown Echo 1 five stars on Goodreads!  Thanks bunches!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

New Episodes of Strained Brains!

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Episodes 4 and 5 of Strained Brains are motherfreakin’ LIVE!  Come hear me strain my pitiful brains!  WHOOO!!!

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

Get yer copy of Echo and download some Strained Brains! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)

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What the felch-fail is happening, all my fellow people who pretend to not know what that word is (if you don’t know, then for the love of God, do NOT google it!) and make a disgusted face while secretly laughing on the inside?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Don’t worry: neither Echo nor my podcast are about some new-fangled millennial deviance that gives us the heebie jeebies while simultaneously inducing us to spend a good hour of lives researching said deviance on the interwebs; no way bro-nados!  Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  If you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how gee-willickers amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  shit-slinging gargoyles have invaded your city!  They’re shitting on cars, faces, and ice cream cones, making kevlar-lined umbrellas a goddamn necessity!  FUCK these things!  You’re running to your car, trying to avoid the barrage of anal rain, when suddenly Elon Musk crests the horizon in his one-man gyrocopter, hugged tightly from behind by a denim-clad Chuck Norris.  Chuck rips the sleeves off his denim jacket, exposing a pair of wiry-haired bulging biceps, then leaps into action, using his a chain of roundhouse kicks to create propulsion and lift.  Screams of “ ’MERCA!” ring through the sky as he blatters faces and chests, and also tears off gargoyle wieners so he can stuff them down the foul, demonic throats of their shit-slinging owners.  YES!  See, that rush of relief you’d feel at not being deluged in gargoyle shit and seeing an American icon fight off a hellish force borne from the Ninth Ring is EXACTLY what we indie author/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a gargoyle-free favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

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[To me, my X-men!]

Professor X’s mental command thunders through my mind.  I bolt up in bed and start running toward his study, dressed in my Star Wars jammies, humming the theme to the ’90s X-men cartoon under my breath.

(da nanana naaah na nah.  Da nanana naaah na nah.  Da nanana naaah na NAH—nahnah.)

I burst into his study and skid to a stop.  He peers at me from behind his desk, his fingers tented together in front of his chest.  Cyclops, Wolverine, Jean Grey (hoachi mama she’s purdy!) and Beast are standing in a loose semicircle, arms crossed, directing stony glares toward Yours Truly.

“Kent.”  Professor X wheels out from behind his desk.  “My staff have expressed some concerns about your behavior.”

“I only boobytrapped ONE student’s doorknob with boogers and poop!  This is madness!  I demand legal coun—”

“That was you?”  The professor cocks his head.  “Hmm.  Interesting.”

Cyclops mutters, “Disgusting,” under his breath.

“Nevertheless,” the professor continues, “your recent admission is simply one of many in a long line of egregious offenses.  Your mutant ability—prehensile genitals—offers no perceivable benefit to the betterment of mutantkind.  Kent, I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to—”

“The fuck are you TALKING about??” I shout.  “You telling me this doesn’t impress you?”  I yank down my pants and make my wiener snake through the air.  Cyclops and Wolverine wince and turn away.  Beast mutters, “Oh my stars and garters.”  Jean Grey, meanwhile, doesn’t say a word.  She simply coughs into her first and glances embarrassedly off to the side.  As her face turns beet-red, a trickle of drool slips from the corner of her mouth.  She wipes it away with the back of her fist.

(MM-tst MM-tst MM-chika MM-chika yeaaahhhh….)

“KENT!” the professor shouts.  “Put that blasted thing away!  No one wants to see you perform party tricks with your unwashed genitals!  My God man—they smell like year-old limburger!”

I wrap it back around my waist and tie it off with a square knot.  “A contest, then!”  I thrust a forefinger into the air.  “Let us joust in the Danger Room!  I’ll PROVE I belong here through physical combat!”

The professor presses his palms against his eyes, utterly exasperated, and voices a long, drawn-out sigh.

“Very well.”

 

A SHORT WHILE LATER:

Fucking FUCK!

I duck under Beast’s claw, and somersault over Cyclops’s three-angled optic blast.

Jeeze-faced mcJEEZ-HOLES!

Wolverine snarls and pounces, but I manage to dive under his legs while he yammers on about how “he’s the best at what he does, and what he doesn’t isn’t very pretty.”

Finally, Jean Grey extends an arm and stops me mid-air with her telekinesis.  As she flips me upside down, the others cease their attack.  They walk up to me, shit-eating grins plastered onto their faces.

“I guess a giant wiener doesn’t help you in battle, does it Kent?” Cyclops snidely remarks.

“You wouldn’t know,” I retort.  “And neither would Jean, unless she’s thinking about some other dude she’s been with.  Bro, I’ve seen you wear some tight-ass spandex but somehow, you manage to look exactly like a Ken doll—all smooth and sexless.  Where’s the bulge, man?”

He clenches his fists and starts toward me.  “Why YOU LITTLE—”

“SCOTT!”  Jean’s voice rings through the air.  “Kent is a STUDENT!”

He points a trembling finger at me.  “This isn’t over, Wayne.”

“No it’s not,” I agree, and reach into my pocket and open my eReader to Echo, activating its reality distortion powers.  Magic flash.

My wiener uncoils and roars in anger.  Machine-gun laser fire begins pouring from its tip, raking my enemies with an unending barrage of weaponized light.  Cyclops and Beast yelp in panic and run for the door.  I manage to score hits on both their asscheeks.  They swear loudly and limp the last dozen yards out of the Danger Room.

“RUN HOME!” I yell.  “RUN ON HOME AND CRY TO MOMMA!  AHAHAHAHA!!!”

Wolverine charges at me but my wiener swivels toward him, and—

CHOOM CHOOM CHOOM CHOOMY MC-CHOOMSKIES

—reduces him to a smoking, skeletal husk.

Jean Grey releases me from her telekinetic freeze and starts running toward me.  At the same time I triple-somersault down from the air.  I land in an anime-style crouch, then shoot to my feet as she grabs me by the shoulder, and—

—then I swing her down like some suave-ass WWII doughboy, and plant a juicy kiss on her beautiful lips.  She kisses me back, moaning hungrily into my mouth.  From the corner of my eye, I see Cyclops in the monitoring room, tears streaming down from the bottom of his visor.  One hand is clutching his laser-burnt asscheek, while the other is clenched into a fist, pounding against the reinforced glass.

“Jean!  JEAAAAANNNN!!!”

Ha HA!  There is NO FREAKIN’ WAY I’m gonna let Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters persecute big-wienered writers!  Come on man—this is 2018!  Ain’t no room for bigotry up in the X-Mansion!

Your favorite author (and perennial Man Whore) Kent Wayne wins again!  😀

Have your supposedly tolerant mutant teachers turned against you in a fit of genital envy?  Never fear!  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

Thanks you to everyone who bought Echo!!!

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Thank You SO Much to everyone who bought or downloaded Echo!  The sale is over but the adventure (madness?) continues!  Time for me to sit my butt down and grind away on some Echo 4!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

Today is the LAST DAY that Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99!

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Today is the LAST DAY that Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99!  Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell that catatonic family member who once watched a 300 ninja orgy starring Stephen Seagal from beginning to end, and now sits in a rocking chair and stares into space, mumbling about chi fireballs being launched into poorly shaven assholes!  Tell EVERYBODY!  WHOOO!!!!!  

I’ll be posting a variant of this message morning and afternoon until 8/13, when the sale ends.  Apologies if it gets repetitive.

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

Musings

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The unpleasantness of the world and the darkness of self need not be demonized, for in gazing into their depths, we can humble ourselves by checking our “good” preconceptions against their seeming opposites.

And we can also garner clues about which dark path we must travel to come into a place of being that makes light and dark into a wondrous lie—a place which some refer to as “the transcendent,” or “the sublime.”

There really are no words for it, (in my opinion), if it even exists.

The Weekly Update: Echo, Kor’Thank, and Podcast Stuff

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Kor’Thank word count:  21,776 (temporarily stopped drafting due to school obligations, as well as the desire to finish editing Echo 4 and publish it)  Echo Vol. 4:  Chapter 46, sixteenth pass.

Thanks to All Who Bought Echo!  And BIG THANKS to those who posted positive reviews on Amazon or Goodreads!!!

News:  I am still editing away, editing away on Echo 4.  No longer is it a game of whack-a-mole; now I feel like some kind of stealthy hunter, trying to comb through the bush and spot those damned Mistakes.  Little things like making sure that some dude fulfills his promise to another dude to replace the food he took from the fridge (that’s not a joke—that actually happens, and I actually do rack my brains on how to say that the food was replaced in the flow-iest manner possible)

Got four more episodes of the podcast in the pipe, and a couple of guests on the line!  Hope you guys enjoy the bullpoop session that Doc and I had, because there’s a lot more coming!  Anyways, I’ve stuffed today—like all days—with Stuff To Do, so I’m about to get back to all that right now.  Got 20k words I gotta look over with a fine-toothed comb!  I’m still anticipating releasing Echo 4 around September-Octobor-ish, and golDERN will I be happy to move on to the next project!

That’s it for now!  If you’re a writer, I wish you inspired drafting and insightful editing!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

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