Tag: yay!
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the snot bubble is happening, all you sane-minded folk who look at your friend’s toddler’s slowly-enlarging booger-sphere, trying to hide the uncontrollable twitch of disgust beneath your narrowed eyes? This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download the 2 Logical Idiots Podcast! (And to leave a…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Here we go here we go! I’m at the gym, loading up the barbell, getting ready to knock out some squats to activate those oh-so-grabbable ham hocks that ladies love to squeeze. Unbeknownst to most folks who see me jacking steel, my iPhone is filled with songs that—to put it as charitably as possible—aren’t what…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
Sker’DOOBTOOB! Big Thank You goes out to those kind folks reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the ca-caw is happening, all my fellow folken who have stared blankly at a crazy ex who’s throwing a hissy fit, oblivious to the fact that you’re mentally superimposing a giant bird’s face on theirs, a face that screeches and rawks, and erupts with nonsensical utterances like “ca-CAW! Ca-CAW!” This is just an afternoon…
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Man Child Monday
And thus spake the Man Child, who decreed that he would bow to the soccer moms’ demands by showering more than once a week (he tried to get out of using soap but they beat him with sticks until he conceded), and discontinuing his filthy habit of snacking on dog biscuits. A golden era was…
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Echo 1 gets four stars on Amazon!
Big Thank You goes out to Lorenzo Dozier, who threw Echo 1 four stars on Amazon! Positive reviews are leprechaun gold to us indie authors, so Thanks Again Lorenzo!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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2 Logical Idiots Podcast gets its first 5-star on iTunes!
Big Thank You goes out to “wurby,” who posted a five-star rating for 2 Logical Idiots Podcast on iTunes! Thanks for the generous rating, and thanks for being our first! You’ve got Dicky Lefevre and I blushing like brides on a wedding night! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle.…
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The Weekly Update: Echo, Kor’Thank, and the Logical Idiots Podcast
Kor’Thank word count: 21,776 (temporarily stopped drafting due to school obligations, as well as the desire to finish editing Echo 4 and publish it) Echo Vol.4, word count: 173,284. Chapter 52, seventh pass. Thanks to All Who Bought Echo! And BIG THANKS to those who posted positive reviews on Amazon or Goodreads!!! News: Echo 4…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
FIFTEEN MINUTES AGO: I bicycle madly past the tennis courts, dressed in nothing but booty shorts and a bow tie. Tennis Moms are serving and returning 300 mile-per-hour weapons of mass destruction—little green spheres that bear the label “yonex,” “wilson,” or “penn.” “Dogs are cuter than kids!” I yell, counting on my bike to carry…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
As the plastic sheeting rolls out of the humming laminator, I rub my hands together like a kid on Christmas Eve. OhboyohboyohBOY! I pull out the 3” x 2” card and hold it up to the light. It’s decorated with a scatter of bat-symbols, ninja swords, and X-Wings. Two words are emblazoned in its center:…
Kent Wayne 