Get yer copy of Echo!

What the ca-caw is happening, all my fellow folken who have stared blankly at a crazy ex who’s throwing a hissy fit, oblivious to the fact that you’re mentally superimposing a giant bird’s face on theirs, a face that screeches and rawks, and erupts with nonsensical utterances like “ca-CAW!  Ca-CAW!”  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download the 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Just to allay your fears: neither Echo nor my podcast detail that horrid, there-are-mandibled-creatures-digging-into-my-brain sensation we all feel when our soured love interests barrage us with asinine requests that hurt our will to live—no way dude!  Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read my books or heard my podcast, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon and iTunes.  Amazon reviews only take a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how soothing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors’ gray matter, imagine this:  you’re watching the news, frozen in horror as a reporter details how the Large Hadron Collider has opened a portal into another dimension containing hostile Insectoids.  A gleaming rip bisects the air a few yards away from you, and you realize that your goddamn living room is about to be ground zero for an extradimensional invasion.  Shitball sandwiches—no time to waste!  You try to keep your hands from shaking as you rip open package after package of Silva Spicy sausages and galumph ’em down your throat, eyes bugging out like a fortunate dog who’s just stumbled upon a ten pound container of cat-poop-flavored Frosty Paws.  You chase the sausages with three gallons of ghost-pepper laced coffee, yank down your pants as you run up to your portal, affix your behind into its glowing aperture, then—

PHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

—destroy an entire population of hostile invaders through the use of your Death Star-esque GI tract!  YES!  See, that rush of relief, pride, and just-expressed-my-own-brand ecstasy you’d feel at weaponizing your butthole is EXACTLY what we indie author/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a Filthy Macguyver favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons AND the ’Tunes!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast:  Logical Idiots!  If you want to check out the trailer, see it here:  Logical Idiots Trailer and help two complete morons out by subscribing, liking, and commenting!  Here’s the iTunes page:  Logical Idiots on iTunes.  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

 

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