Get yer copy of Echo!

What the snot bubble is happening, all you sane-minded folk who look at your friend’s toddler’s slowly-enlarging booger-sphere, trying to hide the uncontrollable twitch of disgust beneath your narrowed eyes?   This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download the 2 Logical Idiots Podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Not to worry bros and brahs: neither Echo nor my podcast are about that horrifically horrifying mucosal globule that crawls its way out of your friend’s spawn’s nostrils!  Negative, Ghost Rider!  Echo’s all about cybernetically enhanced pew freakin’ pew, robo-beast faces, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read my books or heard my podcast, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon and iTunes.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how non-snotterifically amaze-faced positive Amazon/iTunes reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  your favorite porn stars are lounging by the pool, voicing unnecessary moans and moving like some kind of languorous, 1980s-style seducers, all snake-like and shit, while sexy saxophone music whispers softly in the background.  They beckon you over with the curl of their fingers, and then—

—OHMYGODWHATTHEBALLSACK—

—Rush Limbaugh and Gary Busey jump out of the bushes, flipping open badges that read:  “Grossest Men Alive.”  They charge toward you and envelop you in mountains of crusted chest hair, licking you with their gross, cigar-n-coffee stained tongues.  Their sausage-like fingers wrap tight around your body, pawing at you as if they were both Gollum in full-on Ring Withdrawal.  You’re about to reach in your undies and pull the pin on the suicide grenade labeled:  “USE ONLY WHEN AMBUSHED BY RUSH AND GARY,” when your beautiful spouse-to-be porn stars leaps to their feet and suffocates your attackers with a set of prehensile nether parts.  As Gary and Rush drop to their knees, gagging and choking, your porn star saviors snaps both their necks with a savage snarl.  YES—THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!  See, that rush of pure joy you’d feel at having been saved by a superpowered peen or vajeen is EXACTLY what we indie authors/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a money-shot favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast:  Logical Idiots!  If you want to check it out on YouTube, see it here:  Logical Idiots on YouTube and help two complete morons out by subscribing, liking, and commenting!  Here’s the iTunes page:  Logical Idiots on iTunes.  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

 

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