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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
Skul’dibbity McGOO! Whoever those folks were that bought Echo on Kindle yesterday…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the interrupted jerk-session is happening, all my fellow males who’ve taken great pleasure in pretending to leave, then stealthily walked back to your door and busted in on your roommate as they were punishing their wiener and laughed maniacally as they howled like a wounded animal and staggered in to the bathroom whilst voicing…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
UP IN ASGARD: “Look at this fucker.” Odin narrows his one remaining eye, peers over a cloud and stares at the disgusting being known as Kent Wayne. “What a piece of shit.” Thor walked up to his father, casually swinging Mjolnir to either side of him. “What’s wrong?” Odin flings a disbelieving hand down toward…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the fleshy ant-eater is going on, all my fellow humans who know damn well that there’s a functional purpose behind the foreskin and blabbity blabbity de blah, but can’t help but cringe and go “eeeewww…” under your breath when confronted with the sight of a sinister-looking helmet-hood? (come on—we all know it makes a…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
FIFTEEN MINUTES AGO: “By the Force!” Obi Wan waves his hand in front of his nose, wrinkling his eyes in disgust. “Padawan Wayne—must you fill my starfighter with your inner foulness?” “I’m sorry!” I blurt, my cheeks flushing bright red. “Going into hyperspace makes me gassy!” “It’s fine,” he grunts, activating the canopy release. “We’re…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the “Fuck You, Sun” is happening, all my fellow grumbly Disgruntleds who’ve uttered that exact phrase while shaking your fist at the sky after realizing you’re trapped in an entropic cycle of eat, poop, spooge, and work? This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo! (And to leave a…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Martha Stewart sinks into a semi-crouch, using her body weight to pull the archaic lever which activates the torture-geared pulley system. clink-clink-clink-CLINK. My body—I’m cuffed by my wrists and ankles to a rusty set of chains that thread up into the ceiling and down into the pulley—raises a few more feet towards the ceiling. She…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
McmurglefaceMcMOO! To all you who were reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast: Logical Idiots! …
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the nutbag is going on, all my fellow men who’ve heard enough about what constitutes a good wiener, and now wonder about the wrinkled danglies? (Is it better to have some pendulous slappers? Or a tight half-dome of peach-fuzzed catbrain?) This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo! (And…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
The hunchbacked, bugeyed receptionist gives me a yellow-toothed grin. “Will you be paying in flesh or currency, young master?” I look nervously from side to side, taking in the large cobwebs looming in the corners, the dusty oak, the tarnished filigree, and adjust the tote bag hanging from my shoulder. “I’m sorry—what did you just…
Kent Wayne 