Get yer copy of Echo!

What the nutbag is going on, all my fellow men who’ve heard enough about what constitutes a good wiener, and now wonder about the wrinkled danglies?  (Is it better to have some pendulous slappers?  Or a tight half-dome of peach-fuzzed catbrain?)  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Don’t worry: Echo isn’t about stay-up-at-night-while-staring-at-the-ceiling, scrotum-related questions; no way dude-bro!  Echo’s all about cyborg shoot-em-up, dark socioeconomic commentary, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how smooth-sacked amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re bouncing through the world of Subatomica, minding your own business, when a bunch of asshole atoms come rushing up to you, pushing you back and forth and trying to steal your electrons.

“Hey!” you yell.  “FUCKING QUIT IT!”

But they don’t; they just keep poking and prodding, trying to deconstruct your structure with their gross-ass attempts to lure electrons away from your orbits.  Suddenly, your quantum asshole lurches, and your eyes widen.

“I’m warning you guys, you don’t want any part of—”

But they just keep laughing and jostling you.  Your bung widens, and then—


—lethal antimatter comes pouring out, enveloping your attackers in existential death.  Their piteous screams fill the void, and you grit your teeth in savage triumph.  YES!  See, that rush of in-your-face glory you’d feel at destroying the atomic equivalents of that gross fleshling we call Harvey Weinstein is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a charm-quark heavy favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast:  Logical Idiots!  If you want to check it out on YouTube, see it here:  Logical Idiots on YouTube and help two complete morons out by subscribing, liking, and commenting!  Here’s the iTunes page:  Logical Idiots on iTunes.  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜


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