Get yer copy of Echo!

What the interrupted jerk-session is happening, all my fellow males who’ve taken great pleasure in pretending to leave, then stealthily walked back to your door and busted in on your roommate as they were punishing their wiener and laughed maniacally as they howled like a wounded animal and staggered in to the bathroom whilst voicing a desperate, “No!  You fucking ASSHOLE!”  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Just to allay your fears:  Echo isn’t about that delicious thrill some of you may or may not know when you catch your roommate flogging hog and voice a Nelson-from-the-Simpsons-esque laugh!  Nah fools—Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how craze-o-faced amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re motoring around in your living room, pretending you’re an airplane, when your now-ex screams, “QUIT PUTTERING AROUND AND GO FETCH ME SOME FOOD AND JEWELRY WITH MONEY YOU’VE BEEN SAVING FOR SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE!  DO IT NOW, BEFORE I WHIP YOU WITH A BARBED CAT-O-NINE TAILS!”  (S)he rushes in, holding a gleaming set of cat-o-nines, fresh gore dripping from their spiked ends, and screams, “FUCK IT—THIRTY LASHES RIGHT TO THE TAINT!”  Before you poop your pants in terror, something wondrous happens:  semi-sentient machinery begins crawling out from your skin, linking with circuits that emerge from your eyes, nose, ears, and pores.  In a few seconds, you’ve turned into a cybernetic godling, and levitate into the air through the use of your anti-grav spin-discs.  Soon, you’re chasing your now-ex through the apartment, your glowing inhuman eyes reflecting the flash of low-level lasers as you shoot them into your persecutor’s rump, making them jump like that Ewok R2D2 was shocking with his electro-thingy in Return of the Jedi.  YES!  See, that rush of ***robot voice*** “I-am-not-human-I-am-beyond-your-mortal-comprehension” combined with turning the tables on your ex is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a roboto-fied favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank You all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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