Get yer copy of Echo!

What the fleshy ant-eater is going on, all my fellow humans who know damn well that there’s a functional purpose behind the foreskin and blabbity blabbity de blah, but can’t help but cringe and go “eeeewww…” under your breath when confronted with the sight of a sinister-looking helmet-hood?  (come on—we all know it makes a funny and weird body part into a furtive-looking, criminal entity.).  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Just to allay your fears:  Echo isn’t about the floppy piece of skin that conceals a womb-hammer (or a sperm-worm, for the less well-endowed); no way, dude-faces!  Echo’s all about cybernetically assisted pew-pew, dark socioeconomic commentary, hairy-faced rowr-beasts, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how clean-n-circumcised positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re sitting in history class, listening to your professor drone on and on about Puritans and potatoes, clamping a thick wad of tissue against your eyes and your nose, so as to keep yer precious brains from dribbling out your nostrils and your eyes from spouting geysers of Pain Blood.  Suddenly, Rufus from Bill and Ted jets into the classroom in his magic telephone booth, air guitars the fuck out of a shitload of air, and points at you with his index finger whilst arching a single eyebrow high on his forehead.  You jump up from your desk, smiling like you just got your butt eaten by a High Elven wizard, and run into his magic phone booth.  In a matter of seconds, both of you are flying through the bounds of space and time, breaking the laws of causality and sequential phenomena.  Starships, Vikings, Ninja warriors, and warring cavemen flash before you, and your eyes widen in childlike wonder as you catch a glimpse of history up close!  YEAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT’S what I’m talking about!  See, that rush of dino-spaceship-swords-n-sorcery joy that we all wish history class actually was is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a Most Excellent favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition I’ve started a podcast:  Logical Idiots!  If you want to check it out on YouTube, see it here:  Logical Idiots on YouTube and help two complete morons out by subscribing, liking, and commenting!  Here’s the iTunes page:  Logical Idiots on iTunes.  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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